Sunday, 11 August 2013
CANCER: Stop and smell the flowers. Nope those aren't real either. Where are you? What is this strange, lonely world? Hello? *echoes*
GEMINI: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 at night? This weird dog that needs a good home!
TAURUS: Children should be seen and not heard. It's the other way around in this dark forest, though. The GPS has stopped working, too.
ARIES: There are no dumb questions. Only dangerous ones. Watch your mouth. Watch your neighbor's mouth. Who is the rat here?
PISCES: They see you. Get out of your house. Run!
AQUARIUS: Your days are numbered. They're numbered randomly from here on out. Write everything down. Everything. Include dates.
CAPRICORN: Sorry about that argument with your friend last week. But don't worry. Everything's been "taken care of" *wink* *gnarled grin*
SAGITTARIUS: Some things are better left unsaid. They are written on limestone and buried under your home. Never look for these things.
SCORPIO: Roses are ash. Violets are ash. Ash. And some cold wind. Mostly ash.
LIBRA: Ghosts aren't real, so I have no idea what that awful noise in your walls is. How long is your lease?
VIRGO: It's not to late! It's not too early, either! Time does not exist for you. Unfortunately, you are immortal.
LEO: You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both and there you have some biscuits and some tarantulas all mixed together.